The Big Schema
Two patties. Two slices of cheese. Schema Sauce, lettuce, pickles, well-typed onions on a brioche bun.
HeroEvery Mc- you've ever loved, plus a few you didn't know you needed. Built fresh, served hot, and joined with fries.
Two patties. Two slices of cheese. Schema Sauce, lettuce, pickles, well-typed onions on a brioche bun.
Hero
Crispy outside. Well-documented inside. Sea-salted, never null.
The Big Schema + Famous Context Fries + a Streaming Soda. Lunch, fully joined.
Combo
Small. Dark. The shape of mornings.
Two patties. Two slices of cheese. Schema Sauce, lettuce, pickles, well-typed onions on a brioche bun.
One quarter-pound patty. Roughly 250 GB of flavor, served compressed.
Two stacked patties. Schema Sauce. Cheese in all the right places.
Hand-breaded chicken, ghost-pepper Schema Sauce. Heat you ordered, not heat that surprises you.
Single patty, ketchup, mustard, pickles, onion. Backwards-compatible since 1972.
The Classic, plus a slice of cheese. Some orders don't need a longer story.
Smaller bun, smaller patty, same instinct. For first-timers and small appetites.
Small. Dark. The shape of mornings.
Espresso, steamed milk, just-right foam. The everyday cup.
Single-origin beans, traced from farm to cup. Citations on the lid.
16-hour steeped. Three roasts in the blend. Smooth without trying.
Pea-protein patty, Schema Sauce, full audit trail from soil to bun.
Mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, fresh herbs. Connected at every leaf.
Tortilla, falafel, hummus. Rolled tight, holds together.
Junior burger or four McNuggets, fries, a drink, and a collectible toy. New series each month.
Includes toy
Buttermilk biscuit, sausage patty, a slice of cheese. Strong opinions, well held.
English muffin, egg, cheese, Canadian bacon. KPIs on the side.
Eggs, cheese, peppers, hash. Wrapped tight enough to hold together in the car.
Crispy, golden, exactly the right amount of salt. Perfect on their own.
Crispy outside. Well-documented inside.
Hand-cut, beer-battered, big enough to share. Or not.
Honestly just apple slices. We didn't try to pun this one.
The classic. Tangy, a little smoky, version-controlled.
v3.2Bright and citrusy. Traces back to a single grove in California.
Schema Sauce, dialed up. The recipe is on the bottle. Mostly.
Creamy mayo, one definition, no debate.